Take Courage: Trust me, I'm a fashion blogger

I apologise in advance for whining, but I have been sick with sinusitis for two weeks and I think that entitles me to moan endlessly about it! I have been on and off work, in and out of bed, living on a diet of paracetamol and ibuprofen, and I've barely been in normal people's clothing for what feels like a lifetime. So, after seeing my doctor today, I've been signed off life for a week and will resume to normal functioning on Monday.

However, despite feeling like death, and after watching countless episodes of "The Apprentice" from my sick bed, I've been inspired to start my own little enterprise. And here it is - Take Courage is now open for business and is selling canvas book bags!

Hand screenprinted by yours truly on 100% unbleached and ethically sourced cotton, I wanted to go for something a little "tongue in cheek" - what do you think? I really hope you all like them and don't think I'm being a divlo, I've never done anything like this before but, after screaming at the idiotic "The Apprentice" contestants and claiming that "I could do that a million times better!", I thought I better put my money where my mouth is.

I've only made a small amount of bags - just in case none of you like them (!) - and I'm selling them at £8 include postage. If you fancy one for yourself, go check out my shop.